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Office Nap Pillow

$30.99 from Amazon »

Falling asleep at your desk? The Office Nap Pillow for the work force's finest (plus sleepy students with 8 a.m. lectures) facilitates a quick 3:00 snooze without the resultant neck and shoulder tension, or headaches...

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PenPOW Pencil Slingshot

$9.97 from Amazon »

Peleg Design calls their PenPOW pencil-mounted slingshot "your secret weapon against boredom." And since we all know boredom runs rampant in classrooms and cubicles, we should probably take this opportunity to protect...

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Wurf Board Standing Desk Air-Spring Anti-Fatigue Mat

$199 - $269 from Amazon »

The Wurf Board lets you ride the waves...of unending emails...and hang ten...Excel spreadsheets of Q3 product reports...right from your desk, all day long. The anti-fatigue mat for standing desks doesn't just copy the...

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The Complaint Department Grenade Sign

Sold Out from Amazon »

When I saw this "Complaint Department" sign with a "Please take a number" directive pointing right at the pin of a grenade, I first assumed it was meant for the office. I know my boss would sure like to have one...

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mPosition Mobile Workstation

Would making spreadsheets, dialing in to meetings, and replying to 979 emails per day be less excruciating if you could do it from a desk chair that could double as the pilot's seat on Musk's first spaceship to Mars?...

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Justick Electro Adhesion Boards

$34.99 - $399.99 from Amazon »

Justick! I say it all the time to weak magnets and unruly Post-Its Justick, dammit! And now, lo and behold, I can have a Justick Electro Adhesion Board. A white (or black) board sized from desktop to boardroom to tri-fold...

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9mm Bullet Casing Push Pins

$12.99 from Amazon »

They pulled the trigger so you can push the pin. This set of 8 Bullet Casing Push Pins come to you and your cork board from real, once-fired, American-made 9mm bullets. Seller Lucky Shot promises the conversion of the...

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Vespa Scooter Chairs

What Piaggio did for the world of scooters, Bel & Bel does for the world of desk chairs...made out of scooters. Not to marginalize their coolness. The newest edition of Bel & Bel's Scooter Chairs swivel from unassuming...

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Wheelmate Steering Wheel Work Surface

$29.33 from Amazon »

What is this an April Fool's Groundhog Day joke? Why do I need an ergonomic work surface while I'm driving? It's hard enough to shave, text, and eat panang curry from Pretty Thai for a White Guy when I'm behind the wheel...

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Altwork Sit-Down-Stand-Up-Lie-Down Workstation

$3,900 - $4,900 from Altwork »

Did you ever think you'd long to sit in a dentist's chair? Me either. And really the Altwork only loosely resembles the bearer of root canals in its reclined position, which is just one of several the new workstation...

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Uncaged Ergonomics Wobble Stool

$129.99 from Amazon »

You know with a name like Wobble Stool they're gonna say it does everything but fall over. Uncaged Ergonomics has created this "healthier sitting environment" to encourage caloric output even while resting square on one's...

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Hidetoshi Nakayama Bolt Action Pen

$420 from Monkey Edge »

I've never understood why people drop hundreds of dollars on things like blue jeans and wine when Carhartt's and 2 Buck Chuck will do just fine jobs of covering your ass and getting you drunk. But spending hundreds of...

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Ballo Stool

$297 from Amazon »

Don Chadwick designed the Ballo for Humanscale as another solution to society's growing problem of too much butt contact. Sitting improperly, and especially for too long, seemingly gets a worse rap with each passing week...

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American President's Resolute Desk Replica

$7,995 from History Company »

Executives as distinguished and dominating in the business world as I am require a desk that mimics their persona. Grand and imposing, intricate and enamoring, a desk of presidential proportions. As in, one actually used...

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Executive Knight Pen Holder

$29.99 from ThinkGeek »

Your Paper Mate Fine Point Rollerball, my Lord. Yeah. That's how all men of my stature should be handed their pens. Though maybe I would have my bowing-in-reverence Executive Knight hold an UZI Defender tactical model...

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Refold Portable Cardboard Desk

$127 from Refold »

Made in New Zealand from 100% recyclable cardboard, Refold's Red Dot Award-winning portable desk unfolds from a lightweight portfolio case into either a sitting or standing work station. Is it strong enough to hold your...

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Hamster Wheel Standing Desk

FREE from Instructables »

Get in your wheels and start churning out the fiscal year-end spreadsheets, hamsters! And when you're done don't forget to thank me for the bulged disks and sciatica I'm preventing by allowing you to stand up and walk...

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DYMO LabelWriter

$68.99 from Amazon »

Seinfeld jokes aside, the DYMO LabelWriter is a golden machine. As those of you who have received Mystery Boxes and Dude Salud packages from us can attest, I use mine with reckless abandon. Whether they're address, shipping...

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Handcrafted Bullet Pens

$22.50 - $30 from Etsy »

Jeff Hornung of The Walnut Log handcrafts all of his works from fine and unique woods. In the case of our featured pen series, he incorporates some fine and unique objects as well: bullets. What normally fire out of barrels...

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Wipebook - Whiteboard Notebook

$40.99 - $48.99 from Amazon »

Wipebook poses the question, "You know how creative people use whiteboards to generate cool amazing ideas?" And I ask the question, "You know how creative people with cool amazing ideas who can't draw, or even really...

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POLAR Modular Magnet Pen

$45 from Polar Pen »

POLAR. It's a pen. It's a stylus. It's a tool. It's a toy. And it won't even F up your phone and credit cards*! The modular writing implement, made of 12 cylindrical neodymium magnets stacked over a Pilot ink cartridge...

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TiBolt Solid Titanium Bolt Action Pen

$115 - $125 from JumpStartCity »

The only not titanium components in Brian Fellhoelter's TiBolt bolt action pen are the the ink cartridge, spring, O-ring, and stylus nib. It's kind of like how the only not titanium components in my rock hard body are...

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Emperor 1510 Workstation

$5,950 from MWE Lab »

The pinnacle of functionality and comfort and it looks like a scorpion? At nearly $6,000, the Emperor 1510 workstation may require a CEO-sized wallet for purchase, but given that owning one may actually make me want...

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CEO Desk Chaise

$2,580 from Design Collectors »

Vitra's MVS Chaise, named for its Belgian designer, Maarten Van Severen, applies ergonomic principles similar to those of the Zero Gravity Recliner, but adopts an even slimmer profile and sleeker, minimalist lines to...