Music

Mechanical Spider Portable Bluetooth Speaker

$39.90 from Amazon »

Spiders aren't normally known for their sound, but this particular spider can wail like Aretha, croon like Frank, and scream like Axl. Inspired by Tom Clancy's Ghost Recon the Mechanical Spider Portable Bluetooth Speaker...

SpongeBob SquarePants Earbuds

$22.55 from Amazon »

Here are some SpongeBob earbuds for Stephen Hillenburg fans to use in listening to smash SquarePants hits - such as studio releases SpongeBob SquarePants: Original Theme Highlights and The Yellow Album - wherever they...

Anker Soundcore Liberty Air True-Wireless Earphones

$79.99 from Amazon »

Head to the Dark Side of Apple AirPods with Anker's Soundcore Liberty Air true-wireless earphones. Yep, these buds are another devious AirPod copycat, but from a more trusted brand than a lot of the other rando imports...

Bacce Occ6 Dragon Skin Handmade Electric Guitar

$6,628.79 from Etsy »

Despite its price, I don't think Daniel Cabezas made his Bacce Occ6 electric guitar out of real dragon skin. But he's done a pretty damn good job with the substitutes he had (leather and paint) creating a handmade instrument...

Otamatone Japanese Portable Synthesizer

$35.49 - $37.99 from Amazon »

Taaaake Otamatone meeee, takeOtamatoneme, taaaaake meeee... If you didn't go straight to the video of The Real Sully G using a bunch of these fantastic Japanese portable synthesizers to record "Take On Me" before reading...

Marshall MS2 Battery-Powered Micro Guitar Amplifier

$43.95 - $49.97 from Amazon »

This isn't the first time one of my top gifts for musicians has had the word "Marshall" running across it. (Check out Marshall's Bluetooth speakers for both avid music players and listeners.) While the jam brand's MS2...

Shatner Claus - The Christmas Album

$12.69 from Amazon »

When I told my mama Shatner Claus - The Christmas Album is going to be released on October 26, 2018 she almost Shatner pants. I'm pretty excited too. Look at that album cover! William Shatner peering through a Christmas...

Hadoro Custom AirPods & Carbon Fiber Case

$745 from Hadoro »

One of Hadoro's latest custom mods takes aim at AirPods, giving Apple's earbuds a matte black wash, a carbon fiber composite charging case, and a $700+ price tag. But hey, if the carbon fiber AirPods are too spendy for...

MAG-LEV Audio ML1 Levitating Turntable

$2,900 from MAG-LEV Audio »

MAG-LEV Audio's ML1 levitating turntable gives vinyl enthusiasts a reason to keep their eyes open even as they get lost in their old Sex Pistols albums or throw on a Bob Marley record to chill with a fat joint on the...

Pornosonic: Unreleased 70's Porn Music

$9.49 - $15.99 from Amazon »

Unreleased 70's porn music?! Is Pornosonic trying to tell me there are adult film tracks out there I haven't heard yet? Puh! Wuh! Well. I know what I'm sliding into my 2012 MacBook's CD player, and then what I'm streaming...

Pirelli P ZERO Sound F1 Racing Tire Speaker

$2,800 from iXoost »

iXOOST has teamed up with F1 tire* maker Pirelli to develop the P ZERO Sound, a speaker built inside a real Pirelli race car tire. Well, race car tire, junior...

Project Rock UA Sport Waterproof Wireless Headphones

$249.95 from Under Armour »

Want to Rock out at the gym? Looks like Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson was all ears when Under Armour proposed adding headphones to their Project Rock athletic clothing and gear collaboration. The two have just released the...

Tormenta Cage Headphones

$6,450 from SSENSE »

I haven't done too much research on BDSM audio gear before now, but if these Tormenta Cage Headphones are any indication, BDSM audio gear is more expensive than the therapy I needed after mistakenly answering, "Yes" when...

Wearhaus Arc Bluetooth Headphones with Music Sharing

$78.95 from Amazon »

That Wearhaus Arc's fancy on-ear Bluetooth headphones have fancy LED rings in colors you can change with a tap running' round their ear cups might appeal to the teens and club kids out there, but me, I like something...

Conversion Turntable with Stereo Speakers

$65.99 from ION Audio »

The Classic LP is a USB conversion turntable compatible with Macs & PCs. What's a turntable ye young whippersnappers ask? Well, back before music streaming services we bought something called MP3s to listen to music...

Bose SoundLink Micro Waterproof Bluetooth Speaker

$99 from Amazon »

Bose knows sound. I knows Bose knows sound because I have their QuietComfort 20 nose cancelling earbuds, and they are the best thing that ever happened to me on a bus, me on an airplane, and me in the company of children...

Mpow Bluetooth Over Ear Headphones

$79.99 from Amazon »

From what I gather, Mpow makes some pretty alright headphones at some pretty alright prices. The over ear Bluetooth model I've picked out here touts the simple feature of high quality sound...

Vinci Smart Headphones with AI

$149.77 from Amazon »

I like that Vinci's headphones are smart enough that I can ditch my phone and still stream music. And I like that they're voice activated for hands-free song selection. And in theory I like the Vinci's artificial intelligence...

Shark Guitar Capo

$29.99 from Amazon »

The Shark Guitar Capo takes shredding to new levels. Maybe not Jaws Ukulele levels, but the fretboard clamp will add some personality to the instrument that, perhaps, the guitar player's rendition of "Maneater" cannot...

The Loudest Portable Speaker

$573.05 from Amazon »

I just learned about The Loudest Portable Speaker from my newly deaf friends Maurice and Sue, who just returned from testing Soundboks' 119dB bad boy at Burning Man. Conclusion:...

Populele Smart Ukulele

$179 - $229 from Popuband »

You can uke it put your app into it. The Populele calls itself the world's first smart ukulele, and while I'm not sure anyone is going to rush to become the world's second smart ukulele, if you're the strummin' type this...

Star Wars Death Star Levitating Speaker

$192 from The Fowndry »

The Death Star Levitating Speaker doesn't so much pose the question of how hard you'll rock out while listening to it as it does the more philosophical question of how hard occupants of the Death Star rocked out while...

Here One Wireless Smart Earbuds

$199.95 from Amazon »

Listen up! Or, put on a pair of Here One earbuds and drown out my babbling with their smart noise cancellation and wireless audio streaming systems. Here One says their the first earbuds of their kind able to incorporate:...

Mini Smartphone Karaoke Machine

Sold Out from Amazon »

Mini speaker. Mini microphone. Mini karaoke machine to Bluetooth-connect to my smartphone. This is going to make it way easier to entertain the other passengers on the bus to work. And prove my claim that I can recall...