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Now man can beat his chest and sound even badder than a silverback gorilla*. Drop the Beat, Wesley Chau's wearable drum set concept, was inspired by Laurie Anderson's 1986 concert film Home of the Brave. Yeah, I don't know what that more...
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I'm not sure who decided mixtapes were in need of a resurgence, but to whomever it was, congratulations. The Aussies were listening. And they've added upgrades in the form of NFC chips, QR codes, and the removal of old-school cassettes' more...
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I received a Bass Egg vibration speaker of my own yesterday, and although it looks more like an egg that has been cut in half with both pieces inverted and then fused back together than an egg freshly ejected by a hen (it also has a density of about 1,000,000 times that of an egg) I'll still call myself a proud Bass Egg possessor because the thing can rock out and, more importantly, is great fun more...
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Wagons, the color blue, toys loud enough to get me grounded, stereos gangsta enough to make me feel like I was a part of the rap community, all of the things I loved as a young boy come rushing back in a singular, superb composition: more...
/newkube-worlds-smallest-mp3-6321.jpg "World's Smallest MP3 Player")
An update of theKube, nano MP3 player newKube debuted a few days ago at the 2013 Consumer Electronics Show in Vegas. Improvements to the previous model are based on user feedback, and include an inbuilt equalizer with up to 7 settings more...
/speaker-pillow-7125.jpg "Speaker Pillow")
I have nothing snide to say about the speaker pillow. It's an outstanding idea. I can't even count how many times I have fallen asleep with earbuds in and woken up with one side implanted so deep in my aural canal I crowned the first person able to pull it out (my friend Cornelius) King of England. Yes, you have read that same vivid written description before. Right here, in fact, during my discussion more...
/blackdiamond3-wireless-speaker-5899.jpg "Bump, Grind & Glow Speakers")
I've been looking for a speaker than can bump & grind as well as I do. The BlackDiamond3, a wireless/Bluetooth model compatible with all iProducts and most smartphones, raves in up to 16,000,000 LED colors, syncing vividly with your more...
/handmade-boomboxes-6712.jpg "Handmade Boomboxes")
What's this? A circa 1968 suitcase and a set of Sony speakers turned into a portable stereo? Aw, Granny, good job! You made a ghetto blaster! And I thought our Merle Haggard Mondays and Tupac Tuesdays couldn't get any better. more...
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Before when I wanted my voice to sound like a roboticized rapper's I just had Kanye West serve as my ventriloquist. But over the past couple years he's sort of turned into an egomaniacal fame whore and no longer seems to remember he more...
/riffstation-guitar-jamming-7172.jpg "Riffstation Guitar Jamming Software")
Riffstation is sort of like Guitar Hero software. But for real guitar players, not just button-pressing hacks like myself, and for real guitar players who actually want to improve their technique or jam with their favorite bands, not more...
If bat shit looked like 1000mW of ice-blue lightning, the S3 Spyder III Arctic Laser would be the physical manifestation of bat shit crazy. As it stands, the world's most powerful laser is just fuckin' nuts. Wicked Lasers' (absolutely, 100% legal) handheld bolt of pure spectral power counts amongst its marketable skills the ability to: Sear through ornery plastic, pop bitch-ass balloons, burn continuously, 24/7, without sustaining damage to its laser diode, function in 9 different operating modes, including Strobe, Constant Wave, SOS, Beacon, and Tactical Hibernation, emit 0.25 Lux of light at a distance of 6,856 meters, turn anyone it hits in the eye at a distance of 149 meters or less into Ray Charles, minus the musical talent and soul.
And if that weren't enough to get it laid every day for the duration of its 5,000+-hour serviceable life, Guinness is currently testing the S3 Arctic for the official title of World's Most Powerful Laser.
The S3 Arctic Series Laser resides in an aircraft grade aluminum chassis that's smaller than a standard flashlight.
/soundlazer-speaker-a-ray-of-3400.jpg "Soundlazer Speaker - A Ray of Sound")
The Soundlazer is a parametric speaker that harnesses the power of ultrasonic sound. Sounds cool, huh? But, uh, what's a parametric speaker, and how about a refresher on ultrasonic sound? If you're feeling how I felt when I first read more...
/quarter-guitar-pick-6236.jpg "Quarter Guitar Pick")
George Washington has been picked to rock out. And I'm not even recapping a scene from the next installment of Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure. Which Keanu is one zero away from agreeing to, given that he hasn't had a blockbuster more...
/girl-with-marshall-amp-3154.jpg "Marshall Amp Refrigerator")
The Marshall amp replica refrigerator, signed by Jim Marshall, emblazoned with authentic Marshall logos, and fitted with a real Marshall facing has a paradoxically acoustic effect: it makes your brews and carbonated shots of caffeine more...
/female-form-guitar-3449.jpg "Female Form Guitar")
She's curvaceous, stunning, and sings like a bird. A little hollow on the inside, but, hey, no one's perfect. Guitar visionary Paul Celentano, who also brought us the Transformers and Pac Man Ukuleles, strikes yet another cord (sorry, more...
/cybertech-tron-guitar-4531.jpg "Cybertech T-RON Guitar")
The street legal version is cool and all, but for the musicians out there, how about a 6-string Light Cycle blasting a blue inferno as it travels at the speed of sound? The Cybertech T-RON, another stunning piece of hand-forged functional more...
/kaleidoloop-sound-collector-5541.jpg "Kaleidoloop Sound Collector")
Since I am not the guy from Police Academy, I am generally at a disadvantage when telling a story because, try as I might, my attempts to enhance its delivery with the accurate incorporation of sound effects usually crumble into a messy more...
/unlimited-electric-guitar-with-3919.jpg "Unlimited Electric Guitar")
They call it Unlimited because this electric guitar's amp and speaker are built into its body, and directly compatible with effects pedals available via smartphone technology. Which means no more lugging around and hooking up equipment more...
/steampunk-ukulele-bass-5133.jpg "Steampunk Ukulele Bass")
Like most people, when I think of ukuleles, I also think of a dark, industrial, post-apocalyptic society characterized by gears, studs, and other metal accoutrements. So it's about damn time someone crafted a Steampunk Ukulele Bass. more...
/ixoost-supercar-exhaust-ipod-3814.jpg "iXoost Supercar Exhaust iPod Dock")
iXoost hails from the land of true ghetto-blasting iPod/iPhone sound systems. The land of metallic brilliance, whose docking stations are forged by local craftsmen from solid blocks of aluminum. The land of gnarly, visionary purveyors more...
/and-vinyly-cremation-ash-4125.jpg "Custom Cremation Ash Vinyl Records")
Don't take your passion for Iron Maiden, U2, the Biebs, reciting Shakespearean monologues, or telling friends and family, "I love you, man" to the grave, let it live for eternity in a cacophony of death! Once again, human ingenuity more...
/alphasphere-interactive-3729.jpg "AlphaSphere - Interactive Synthesizer")
The designer's interpretation of the AlphaSphere is "a new electronic musical instrument and controller which reinterpret the way we interact with sound." The user's: A bomb diggity ball of electronica. Populated with 48 pressure sensitive more...
/Megaphone-iPhone-Amplifier-725.jpg?mode=crop "Megaphone iPhone Amplifier")
This looks like one of those things old men from the days of yore used to stick in their waxy ears so they could hear. In yet another reverse technological miracle, this is a perfect iPhone amplifier. Before you know it, people will more...
/munny-doll-speakers-3382.jpg "Munny Doll Speakers")
Surprisingly, Munny Dolls are a successful American, not Japanese, brainchild. Perhaps even a successful American idiot's brainchild--as in from the head of a guy who was fixin' to make him some munny offa cheap vinyl doll that's pretty more...
/fort-atlantic-nes-cartridge-3826.jpg "Fort Atlantic NES Cartridge Album")
On the one hand, nice marketing ploy, Fort Atlantic. A debut album released on an old-school Nintendo cartridge, replete with USB connectivity for computer transfer, might just catch the eye--and credit cards--of video gamers, radio more...
/v8-tank-guitar-amp-in-red-4653.jpg "V8 T.A.N.K Guitar Amp")
Gas cans and guitar amps. Only the Finns could think to broker a merger of the two. Handcrafted in Finland, the V8 T.A.N.K 20W mobile guitar amplifier allows for more than 8 hours of continuous rocking out, and then recharges with an more...
/iBamboo-Speaker-1281.jpg?mode=crop "iBamboo Speaker")
Shock, awe, and deference. That's the chronological exhibit of emotions you'll witness when you friends discover that what they thought was a trinket you schlepped back from your trip to Jamaica is actually an amplifier for the iPhone more...
/vinyltodigital-usb-turntable-3297.jpg "Vinyl-to-Digital USB Turntable")
We know records communicate a certain authenticity and legitimacy in the world of music aficionados, but vinyl is so easily scratched, and turntables are so difficult to bring on road trips. If you're going to cling to your albums of more...
/MM-Headphones-558.jpg?mode=crop "M&M Headphones")
Once you put these things in your ears, you want be able to stop putting them in your ears until you feel sick to your ears. You can't listen to just one song with these headphones. They're addictive. I'm craving them right now. more...
/4GB-Flash-Drive-Harmonica-1767.jpg "4GB Flash Drive Harmonica")
Knowing all of your pirated music is safely backed up probably makes you want to play a happy tune. Now there's instant access both to external data storage and celebratory ditties Skip to My Lou and You Are My Sunshine in this 3-inch more...
/The-Worlds-Most-Powerful-Laser-100.jpg?mode=crop "The World's Most Powerful Laser")
