The Chork - Chopsticks & Fork in One
What you see before you are cheaters. At least cheaters in the Chork-o-Sphere. The Chork is a double-ended fork (flip!) and chopsticks combo. Use it tines-down and you're eating like a Westerner. Split the utensil in two, flip it over, and you're eating like an Easterner. Put it back together and keep the fat tips toward your plate of of spicy tuna roll and you're eating like a CHEATER!
But you can also use the Chork to train your way out of Asian culinary fraudulence, practicing first with the two sides affixed, and then splitting them when you feel your fine motor skills are ready. I also like the idea of having an emergency fork on hand to stab or scoop up that last boiled peanut in my Kung Pao chicken. Slippery little bastard.
The Chork is made of hi-impact Polystyrene. It comes in Red or Black, and packs of 6, 12, or 24.