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Star Wars Geeki Tikis

By: on May 05, 2016
$14.99 - $72.99
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Get your limes, little umbrellas, and Death Star ice cubes ready because coming this July, from a luau far, far away is this set of 6 Star Wars character tiki glasses. Geeki Tikis, if you will, for all the fanboys and fangirls out there. And even the non-obsessed might consider the Hawaii-meets-sci-fi glasses a kinda cool addition to their summer BBQs, Halloween parties, and another Saturday nights when they ain't got nobody.

Think Geek's forthcoming Star Wars tikis feature your 6 favorite OG characters. (Unless one of your 6 faves was Han, Leia, Luke, C-3PO, Jabba, Obi-Wan, an Ewok, or Jar Jar Binks; they didn't make the cut). Choose from Boba Fett, Chewbacca, Darth Vader, R2-D2, a Stormtrooper, or Yoda, or buy the whole dang set and let them compete in a fruity drink-off. Yoda calls Sex on the Beach!

Geeki Tikis are made of ceramic. They vary slightly in size, but each holds around 14 ounces of liquid.

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