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Single-Serving Blender

By: on April 15, 2014
$17.79
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I've had one of these Hamilton Beach single-serving blenders for years, and although it's not the highest quality blending product ever made, I use it faithfully for 3 reasons:

  1. It's pretty easy to clean up. So easy that I actually clean it myself sometimes instead of leaving it in the sink for my mama.
  2. I can drink directly from the blender container without fear of its contents avalanching all over my face.
  3. If I need to scrape blended product out of the canister because I don't want to waste any, as is the case with my post-workout Captain & Oreo protein shakes, the blended product does not get all over and up half the length of my scraping arm.

Some other things I like about the personal blender are that it's cheap and small enough to store in the bedroom for blending Gatorade slushees immediately following intense sessions of coitus.

Hamilton Beach single-serving blenders come with 14-1/2-ounce blending jars, which also function as portable travel cups that fit in most car cup holders. A suckling lid with spout further ensures strawberry-banana smoothie will not stream down the sides of your mouth and into your crotch as you drink on the run.

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