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Radioactive Elements Glowing Coasters

By: on November 01, 2013
$19.99
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Don't worry, these Radioactive Elements Glowing Coasters aren't really radioactive. They won't leach radiation into the icy cold beers they support. ... Or will they? Maybe that Thorium-232 won't just keep the rings off my mama's maple coffee table. Maybe it will turn me into the next Spider-Man! Or Radioactive Man from The Simpsons! Or the preternaturally tan George Hamilton! Yeah he's radioactive. You don't get a glow like that with normal isotopes running through your blood.

The Glowing Coasters set includes representation from 4 radioactive elements, including Radium-226 (red), Plutonium-244 (blue), Uranium-238 (green), and Thorium-232 (orange). Each coaster also displays its element's atomic number and isotopic mass, and alights in response to pressure. So, when the drink goes down, the glow comes up. Welcome to the new age, to the new age. Woah, oh, oh, oh, oh.

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