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Pizza Scissors

By: on January 13, 2016
$42.99
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I have acquired some choice props and accessories throughout my quest to assemble the baddest ass Super Bowl 50 party known to mankind:

Now all I need are the winning Powerball ticket to pay for it all, and these Pizza Scissors to cut and serve my homemade crispy-crust-oozy-red-sauce pies. The stainless steel blades snip smoothly through bodies of dough, cheese, and meat, and then catch the dismembered slice on a plastic spatula so you can serve it untouched, without a stringy cheese battle, and without risk of a toppings mudslide.

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