Oral Rehydration Salts
Oral rehydration salts should part of everyone's survival kit. Especially your survival kit for New Year's Eve. And Christmas Eve. And the office holiday party with the open bar. And your friend Cornelius' Ugly Christmas Sweater party with the kegs. And all 8 days of Hanukkah.
I'm not just talking about replenishing your body's electrolytes and restoring balance after a booze bender - though Trioral's rehydration salts will take care of that nicely too. I'm also talking about all the potluck dishes and trays of catered food that have been sitting out for hours and chili dogs from the truck you pass by on your way home at 2 a.m. you're going to consume this month. I'm talking about the shits. I'm talking about the pukes.
This World Health Organization-approved formula will help rehydrate your body after fluid loss resulting from diarrhea and food poisoning.
Trioral Reduced Osmolarity Oral Rehydration Salts come in powder form and are sealed in individual packets. Ingredients include a mix of salts and sugars in the form of anhydrous glucose, trisodium citrate dihydrate, sodium chloride, and potassium chloride. To use, dissolve a full packet in a liter of water and drink up.
If you plan to stay thirsty, plan too to stay hydrated, my friends.