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Jell-O Shot Syringes

By: on October 03, 2015
$11.99 - $12.75
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If I took down the entirety of this 20-pack of Jell-O shot syringes myself I wonder if I'd be retching all the colors of the rainbow more from the cheap Popov vodka or the dense mixture of high fructose corn syrup and gelatinized pig ligaments. Only one way to find out....

Partay Shenanigans sells its pouches of good times as reusable syringes that can each hold 1.5 ounces of Jell-O. Fill them before your Watermelon and Blackberry Fusion set, and then discharge down the hatch by opening the cap and pushing the plunger. No more slurping, crushing, or tongue excavations of plastic cups required.

Muchas danke to Manny for the Dude Product Tip.

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