Hot Dog Man & Marshmallow Woman Campfire Cooking Sticks
- Man & Woman Stainless Steel Hot Dog & Marshmallow Roasters - $35.00
- Boobies & Wiener Marshmallow Cooker & Hot Dog Roasting Sticks - $30.00
- Extendable Rotating Marshmallow Roasting Sticks - $25.79
- Alien Guy Marshmallow Cooker & Hot Dog Roasting Stick - $20.00
- Tiger Chef S'mores Kit Marshmallow Roasting Set - $29.99
Hot diggity...boobies! Wieners too! Meet the Hot Dog Man and the Marshmallow Woman, a campfire cooking stick power couple whose powers include: roasting hot dogs; toasting marshmallows; and giving everyone they meet their shits 'n' giggles.
A great gag gift for your favorite campfire cookers, or accompaniment to your backyard fire pit (be sure to check out my list of 11 of the best backyard fire pits) the Hot dog Man and Marshmallow Woman stay fearless amidst the flames thanks to 16-gauge hot rolled steel construction, anchored on a 3/16" cold rolled steel rod so they share their visual hotness, but keep the physical heat to themselves.
You may have tried in the past to light a fire under someone's ass, but chill out, dude. Think of how much more fun - and tastier! - it's going to be to light one under Hot Dog Man's wee-wee and Marshmallow Woman's and ta-tas.