Fighting Ninja Birthday Candles
Here are some Fighting Ninja birthday candles to help you hold your resolution to kick ass and take names this 8th...28th...38th year of your life. I'd ask them to start by sending some Ninjutsu moves the way of anyone who gets in your face about having a third slice of cake.
The Fighting Ninja candle set includes a quad of 3" tall shinobi posed in different combat-ready positions. They come with wood mounting toothpicks. No word on whether or not they have mastered katon-no-jutsu, and can fire up their own wicks. But probably they can.