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Edible Printer Paper

By: on February 20, 2016
$27.22
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Hey kids, now you can blame the dog or your dad for eating your homework. Or just do it yourself. This pack of edible paper is even printer-ready for replicating high-quality photographs and graphics in food-grade ink.

The Edible Image Print-On Sheets are compatible with most printers. Sold here in packs of 12, they have a image-ready areas of 7.44" x 9.69", plenty big enough for a birthday cake covered with the Drunk of the Week photo our local paper ran of my friend Cornelius. Once printed, you can cut messages and images with scissors and peel them from a backing to affix to other culinary delights. They also "melt" into icing when applied to decorated cakes and cupcakes.

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Discontinued

July 2016 Update: I received the following email from a Dude reader this week: "Hey, just a heads up, I just checked their page and the inventor says that the business partner stole people's money whom invested in this...

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Who would claim you can "get smarter while swearing at your friends?" F**kin' Australia, mates. F**k. The Game is an Aussie issue, and a mind trip of cards and colors and good ol' cussin' for us all. It's a spirited party...

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