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Eat a D**k - Anonymously Mail a Chocolate Penis (NSFW)

Posted: April 29, 2019
Eat a D**k Anonymous Chocolate by Mail

It might be made of chocolate, but this penis is sized like a d**k. Shaped like a d**k. Textured like a d**k. It's even certified organic like a d**k! And it's all boxed and ready for you to send to someone you think deserves to eat a d**k. Anonymously, of course.

Remember how last week I put together a list of the best Mother's Day gifts for the best mom ever? Well, an anonymously sent chocolate dick that says "Eat a Dick" when you open the lid could counter that as the best Mother's Day gift for the worst mom ever.

Especially if that mom is your ex.

The Chocolate Dick even comes in a flowery Blossom Box to suit the occasion.

Organic chocolate penises pack 4 ounces of chocolate into a (mildly disappointing) 5" erection. Girth dimensions are not provided. Choco-dicks come (but not really...unless they melt a little during shipment) in dark chocolate and white chocolate, a feature I will comment on no further.

Those hoping to ship ship a dick anonymously - or long, loud, and proud - must be 18 to do so. Recipients of the Eat a Dick sentiments gotta be 18 too.

Not into eating dicks? How about a nice, rich chocolate anus instead?

Muchas danke to Mitch T. for the Dude Product Tip.

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