54

Colon Blow Granola

By: on November 15, 2014
Colon Blow Granola
$95.50
Check It Out

Take a guess. How many bowls of your oat bran cereal would it take to equal the fiber content of just one bowl of Colon Blow? Hint: It's not 2. It's not 3. And it's not 9. Bigger Hint: It's enough to make Phil Hartman drop a giant, explosive, earth-shaking deuce from the grave (may he rest in peace).

Yes, that's right. A single bowl of Colon Blow has 30,000 times the fiber content of an equivalent amount of oat bran.

Did you overdo it on the dinner rolls and pecan pie? Well just munch on half a cup of Colon Blow, and in no time this Dirt Snake Whisperer will have you honkin' 'em off by the den, and gazing on glassy-eyed as your porcelain god flushes them straight to hell. Ahhh, the relief it is euphoric. And don't forget, in addition to being the most effective source of fiber on the planet, Colon Blow is also a tasty snack! Try it on ice cream!

A Saturday Night Live Official product, Colon Blow granola officially contains 16 ounces of plain old granola. It probably has slightly less fiber than a bowl of oat bran.

Colon Blow is a top Dude Novelty Gift pick.