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One Night Stand Choco-Tequila Potion

By: on August 05, 2014

So many choice words surround this bottle of saucy booze. Its name, One Night Stand Potion. Its creator, Dude, Sweet Chocolate. Its ingredients, 100 anos tequila, agave, mixed origin South American chocolate, and Valrohna cocoa powder. Its speed traveling from the bottle to my esophagus, Ludicrous.

Dude, Sweet Chocolate says their choco-tequila elixir is a loose take on a Mexican coffee. But it also pairs well with 3 parts vodka and 1 part chocolate syrup for a chocolate martini, or a giant bowl of Cocoa Puffs and Salma Hayek for the best One Night Stand ever.

One Night Stand Potion comes in 4 oz. and 16 oz. bottles. It contains no dairy, and should not be refrigerated. Dude, Sweet Chocolate notes that "a spoon a day will make you very happy." The confectioner also makes other dark chocolate-inspired gut pleasers, including the non-alcoholic and edible kind. Their other booze foray is the bourbon-based Break-Up Potion.

One Night Stand Potion is a top Dude Gift for Valentine's Day pick.

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