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StrongBoard Balance Board

By: on March 29, 2016
$269
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Here are some levitators in training. Really. No, not really. I think they're actually people who really like to train in training, and upping their training game with the StrongBoard Balance.

I'm sure you've seen balance boards before, but StrongBoard says it will balance all of them off their spindles and rockers with its compression spring center. A pair of 18" x 26" platforms sandwiches 4 tightly-grouped springs to activate your stabilizing core muscles and encourage mind-body syncing during exercise. The StrongBoard Balance also enhances body weight resistance, making basic exercises such as squats or push-ups more challenging, and more effective.

StrongBoard Balance feels it has as much of a place in rehab and prevention as it does in resistance training. The company encourages physical therapists and fitness professionals to incorporate its balance, core strength, agility, and posture improvement capabilities in their prescribed patient treatment and recovery regimens.

They also encourage working-out-is-my-heroin addicts to try StrongBoard boxing, StrongBoard batting, and StrongBoard trying to run away while on a stretchy leash held by an out-for-blood-looking giant.

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MYO Telekinetic Armband

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Water Walker Underwater Treadmill

You know those dreams you have where you're trying to run towards or away from something, but you just...can't...make...your feet...move? It's like running through quicksand, or setting concrete, or...on an underwater...

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Private Gym Penis Trainer (NSFW)

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It's the one body part P90X neglects. But before you reach for a Viagra to long-and-strongify your johnson, the Private Gym would like its shot at ripping your penis to shr-...uh.... Maybe I'll go with a different idiomatic...

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Bas Rutten O2 Trainer

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BionicGym - Cardio from Your Couch

$439 from BionicGym »

The BionicGym looks like Vibration Plate meets 6-pack ab pad, but creator Louise Crowe says his leg-shaking wraps and the 500 calories per hour they can burn as you Netflix it in your easy chair or FPS game it at the...

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Quiet Punch Doorway Boxing Bag

$119 - $125.99 from Quiet Punch »

Quiet Punch, a square of spring-mounted heavy bag that installs in a doorway, was designed for fighters looking to train outside the gym. But now that the punch buddy is available for pre-order, I think it might set up...

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Nuada Hand Strength Enhancing Glove

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It's hard to tell if there's a working prototype of the Nuada glove out there, of if the hand strength enhancement system exists only as a concept with renderings. The video, which would be a terrific place to demonstrate...

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SexFit Sexual Fitness Tracker (NSFW)

Bondara, a British sex toy online store and blog, plans to begin testing of its SexFit prototype in the 4th quarter of 2014. So by 2016...or maybe even February 2015 since I'm sure they'll have thousands and thousands...

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Electric Head Massager

$165 from Amazon »

I want to know, you want to know, so we may as well just ask: does the electric head massager give good head? And if so, how good? What kind of good? Does it just find its grip and squeeze, or is there some steady, calculated...

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FORTIS Exoskeleton

Get a FORTIS exoskeleton and you'll instantly have: 1) superhero strength; and 2) a superhero costume. Two birds, one stone. Like Iron Man. Lockheed Martin is developing this unpowered, lightweight external structure...

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$34.95 from Amazon »

Kettle Gryps get things swinging at the gym. In the hotel fitness center. In your living r- Whoa! Son of a goblet squat, Zanzibar! She-Ra: Princess of Power, can you just keep the cat in the bedroom for, like, 20 minutes...

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Men's Testosterone Test Kit

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The men's testosterone test kit from Verisana invites you to put your saliva where your gravelly voice, your heavy lifting sessions, your extreme self confidence, your Raawwwrr! is. This at-home spit sampler requires...