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Captain America Barbell Plates

By: on June 22, 2016

Your body's desire to lie on the couch with a 6-pack and some tater tachos versus your brain's desire to look like one of the Hemsworths. It's...Civil War!

But come on, no one has to weapon up with obesity and heart disease, or Andriol and calf implants here. We can settle all of this with an air fryer and some Captain America weight plates.

Onnit has developed a name for itself as a peddler of performance gear and apparel that cranks boring workouts up to Beast Mode. Literally. You've seen their Primal Bells and Zombie Bells here before. This summer, Onnit is avenging weakness and body fat with the Marvel Hero Elite Captain America Barbell Plates. At printing, the plates were still listed as Coming Soon to a Gym / Crossfit / Basement Near You, but Onnit was in the midst of debuting them with a giveaway. Head over to their site if you're interested in entering to win a complete 210-pound set (2 of each weight) of the plates.

Once available, the Captain America barbell bookends will fit any standard gym barbell, and come in incremental pairs of 25, 35, and 45 pounds. Plates are made of polyurethane with a steel center.

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