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HyperIce Vyper Vibrating Foam Roller

By: on March 07, 2015
HyperIce Vyper Vibrating Foam Roller
$183.64
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Hey look, it's a new BDSM toy for pain seekers muscle recovery tool for athletes. You've might have seen foam rollers here before, and you might have seen HyperIce brainchildren here before, but this hybrid of hurts so good combines the two for a very special therapeutic experience. The HyperIce Vyper is a foam roller with built-in high frequency vibration technology.

Yes, ladies, kind of like a vibrator for all your other muscles.

Only my guess is that the Vyper doesn't build pleasantly to an explosively happy ending, but rather starts as a dull ache that crescendoes into, as its name would suggest, a sharp, paralyzing bite. But one that's good for you!

According to HyperIce their Vyper vibrating foam roller is a next generation fitness accessory, and one that is endorsed and used by professional athletes ranging from Blake Griffin to Hope Solo. The roller's digital circuitry adds 3 speeds of vibration to the equipment's standard distribution of pressure to further: relieve tension from tight muscles; release bound fascia; and improve blood flow. The process loosens and lengthens muscles, thereby accelerating the post-workout body's recovery process, increasing range of motion and flexibility, and improving overall athletic performance.