Accessories

Phone Storage Water Bottle

$11.95 from Amazon »

If your workout allows for carrying or keeping a water bottle nearby, I'm sure it also allows for a separate place to stash your phone and other personal items. But if you can combine the two, and keep everything together...

Tracer360 Illuminated & Reflective Vest

$54.95 from Amazon »

Ride safely, and rave brightly, my friends. The Tracer360 is an athletic vest designed to provide 360-degree illumination, reflectivity, and fluorescence. It has 6 user-controlled solid LED colors - red, blue, purple...

My Pen is Huge Golf Towel

$24.95 from Amazon »

You may have shot a 70 on the golf course last weekend, but, but my pen is huge! Look at your tiny little pencil d-...oodler next to my big fat co-...lor scribbler...

Gaiam Restore Finger Massager

$9.98 from Amazon »

I don't know, that dude sticking his thumb inside the Gaiam Restore Finger Massager looks a little questionable. Maybe not quite as ill-advised as me sticking my hand down the garbage disposal to retrieve food I didn't...

PocketBands - Key Pocket Runner's Wristband

$11.95 from Amazon »

Pocketbands come in handy - or rather, wristy - for runners, hikers, and others on the move who want to travel light and leave their world behind, but also need to travel with they keys and means to get back into that...

Flyby Fuel - Hydration & Hangover Electrolyte Solution

$9.99 from Amazon »

Flyby adds some Fuel to its rough-night-recovery efforts with a 100% natural electrolyte concentrate that delivers rapid hydration to the cells of ye with hangovers, plus the health-conscious who are more disciplined...

InfinityBall 4-Speed Vibrating Massage Ball

$79.95 from Amazon »

I don't know why Nextrino decided a lacrosse ball, a foam roller, and a vibrator needed to meet, but with their InfinityBall 4-speed vibrating massage ball, that is indeed the introduction and co-mingling the company...

Hypervolt Vibration Massager

$349 from Hyperice »

I can't tell if Hyperice's Hypervolt vibration massager is more or less the same as the TheraGun muscle massager, or a new and different type of tension-pounding jackhammer for your body...

Cold Therapy Massage Roller Ball

Discontinued

I have one of these Stinger Cold Therapy Massage Roller Balls from Recoup Fitness, and let me tell you, I have not felt anything so cold since I bumped into my ex-girlfriend Karen at the grocery store last month. And...

Alexia Ergonomic Meditation Seat

$326.90 - $524.95 from Amazon »

The Alexia Meditation Seat makes calming your mind and finding your inner Zen more comfortable with its ergonomic, proper-posture-promoting design. Not sure if it adds anything to "activities" outside of meditation, but...

Kettle Gryp - Turn Dumbbells Into Kettlebells

$34.95 from Amazon »

Kettle Gryps get things swinging at the gym. In the hotel fitness center. In your living r- Whoa! Son of a goblet squat, Zanzibar! She-Ra: Princess of Power, can you just keep the cat in the bedroom for, like, 20 minutes...

Star Wars Fitness Equipment

$64.95 - $199.95 from Onnit »

If you weren't sweating the Dark Side before, one round with Onnit's Star Wars fitness equipment, and I guarantee you'll start. From kettlebell swings to hot yoga, Russian twists to Turkish getups, Onnit is injecting...

Halo Sport Neurostimulation Headset

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Halo Sport suggests the latest performance-enhancing drugs aren't pills or shots. They're wearables. Technology. Halo Sport designers claim the neurostimulation headset helps athletes, musicians, surgeons, and others...

ShapeScale 3D Body Scanner

$299 - $499 from ShapeScale »

ShapeScale says its 3D body scanner and fitness tracker is "like a magic mirror that allows you to time travel. See your present and past self from any angle." Hmmm, "magic mirror," huh? Something tells me my relationship...

TheraGun Muscle Massager

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The TheraGun muscle massager might be the non-human massager to end all massagers. In fact, I'd bet a crisp Abe Lincoln it could give most human professionals a run for their money too. Tension and pain relief, increased...

Solar Egg - The Golden Egg Sauna

Holy Willy Wonka golden goose egg, Batman! Want to go for a sauna? Come on, you gotta be sore--and cold!--from battling Mr. Freeze and ziplining 700 yards on one arm back to the Batcave!...

Wicks Stick-On Sweat Shields

$7.99 from Wicks »

Wicks adhesive strips give wearers the functional advantage of acting as a sweat shield, diverting the blur and sting of salty secretions away from our eyes during exercise. And stylistically? Well, I heard oompa loompas...

Toe Separator Socks for Alignment & Relief

$7.23 from Amazon »

Mmm, spread those sexy toes wide! Not just for my benefit, but for your own. Whether you're into yoga, promoting blood circulation and relieving foot pain after a workout, or slowing down the growth of your bunion, the...

Qore Performance Hydration Shirt

$143.91 - $179 from Amazon »

What I would like Qore's Hydration Shirt to do is osmosis water through my skin from tiny little reservoirs housed in its bicep, triceps, shoulders, and abs--sized and shaped to looked like the ripped results of my own...

DolfinPack Extreme Sports Hydration Pack

$44.95 from Amazon »

DolfinPack is the airline food & drink cart of the hydration bladder industry: designed to fit perfectly; hold way more than you'd think it would; and not waste an inch of space...

Occlusion Training Blood Flow Restriction Bands

Discontinued

Occlusion training, and the bands that facilitate it, is for all the lightweights out there. As in the plates, bars, dumbbells, and kettlebells that are physically on the lighter side. Originally termed KAATSU training...

Grenade Grips Arm Rippers

$22.99 from Amazon »

Grenade Grips are like Fat Gripz, except way cooler on account of the fact that they are (loosely) shaped like grenades. At least that's what the people who make them would have you believe. If you're looking to increase...

Baller Yoga Football Leather Yoga Mats

$495 - $1k from Baller Yoga »

A $1,000 yoga mat. Made of the same 100% pebble-grain leather as a football. Promoting itself as #BallerAF. Cheers, America, for bringing unchecked consumerism and raw aggression to an ancient discipline of simplicity...

Finis Foil Monofin

$38.20 - $48.95 from Amazon »

Few of us will ever have the opportunity to swim for Olympic Gold, and even fewer the opportunity to turn into a dolphin*. But we can still get stronger underwater. Build better form. Improve our strokes. And dream. The...