Bike Pump Seat Post
It's like sitting on air. Literally...yet...somehow minus the perceived comfort of actually sitting on air. Because although BioLogic's PostPump 2.0 has converted a high-capacity bicycle tire pump into a bicycle seat post, the end result still looks like it's going to balance the large surface area of my ass on the small surface area of a saddle such that, after approximately 2 minutes, I will develop the sensation of a blunt rod digging into my crotch rather than the sweet nothingness of air.
But if I get a flat, I'm golden.
The PostPump has been ergonomically designed to use its attached saddle as a handle so users can stand comfortably during pumping. Inflation time runs about 40 strokes to reach 50 psi in a 20" × 1-1/2" tire. The pump has a precision-machined aluminum adapter that fits both Presta and Schrader valves, and was built for Tern bicycles with an inner seat tube diameter of 33.9 mm.
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