Wireless Body Composition Scale

By: on March 27, 2015

What happened to the days when girls were content to be made of sugar, spice, and everything nice, and boys snakes, snails, and puppy dog tails? Now I have to find out how much...or little...of me is muscle, water, and fat too? All in the name of health and not acquiring heart disease or being the person who needs 2 seatbelt extenders on my next flight to Vegas? Psshhh. But for those so inclined so set a course to meeting and maintaining fitness goals, BlueAnatomy says its Wireless Body Scale will help keep you on track.

The contemporary, compact bathroom scale is sensor-equipped and Bluetooth-enabled to measure body fat, BMI, water content, muscle percentage, and bone index in addition to straight weight, plus beam the data straight to your iOS or Android device for storage and tracking over time. No cables required, no mathematical equations to calculate, and no obscure readouts or formulas to interpret. All measurements go directly to the BlueAnatomy mobile app where they're categorized, interpreted, and graphed for easy reference.

Tidy up your waistline or get a hand getting ripped for the summer with a 25% discount on the BlueAnatomy Wireless Body Scale, available for limited time from Dude Exclusives.

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