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Titanium Bottle Opener Sunglasses

By: on March 18, 2016
$119.99
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Sunglasses. They can become as iconic as the people whose eyes they cover. Like the ones that Aykroyd and Belushi wore in The Blues Brothers. That Tom Cruise wore in Top Gun. That Ray Charles wore in...life. And now, from forth the loins of fine eyewear peddler William Painter, comes The Hook, a pair of titanium UV shields with bottle opener arms that could very well initiate a new glasses craze. Or at least increase the statistics for six-pack consumption when the sun is out.

The wayfarer frames are carved out of aerospace-grade titanium, anodized twice, and then powder coated to resist scratching and chafing just as effectively as similar powder coatings used on mountain bikes or drill bits. Polarized lenses are made from Cr-39 material to support lightness and durability, and can also be swapped out for prescription inserts. My estimation, based on the rockin' pair I have, is that The Hook will withstand being sat on once or twice too. No comment on how your butt will fare.

Get a pair of Hook titanium eye protecters and bottle poppers for 17% off for a limited time from Dude Exclusives.

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Note: the Dude Exclusives online store is hosted and managed by Stack Commerce, a third party not directly affiliated with DudeIWantThat.com. All order, customer service, and general inquiries should be submitted through the Dude Exclusives Customer Support page. Inquiries submitted through other contact forms or channels may not receive a timely response.

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