The Key Safe
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A Key Safe for your bills. Your geocaching adventures. Your pills (vitamins!) and paper tabs...of things. This stainless steel, water-tight cylinder is a handy EDC companion sized to hold an emergency stash of cash--or other little helpers--and clip unobtrusively to your keychain.
Sand-blasted, sturdy and completely waterproof, the Key Safe will protect your small valuables from both prying eyes and unfortunate events ranging from drops to downpours. Its rugged design makes the Key Safe a viable geocache too.
Interior Key Safe dimensions are 1.84" tall x 0.475" in diameter; exterior dimensions are 2.25" tall x 0.625" in diameter. Grab one of your own for 16% off for a limited time.
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