The Happy Kit
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- Cool 420 Smoker's Travel Kit - $39.99
- Smoker's Gift Box - $19.95
- Kool-Aid Bong BIC Lighter Case - $11.99
- Smoke Smell Be-Gone! - $7.59
- Gas Mask Tobacco Pipe - $37.47
I saw the title of the Happy Kit before I saw what the product was and, cynic that I am, assumed it contained, like, hot cocoa mix, a pet rock with an inspirational saying printed on it, and whatever today's version of Chicken Soup for the Soul is. But, no. When I clicked the link the kit I saw actually made me happy. And I'd say contains items that will do the same for you.
This Happy Kit fits neatly and securely inside a water-resistant, smell-proof little black box. It includes a glass pipe, cigarette holder, herb grinder, rolling paper and tips, and a single drag pipe. You'll have to add your own herbal refreshment, lighter, and copy of F*ck Feelings: One Shrink's Practical Advice for Managing All Life's Impossible Problems.
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