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The Bouqs Company Flower Bouquets

By: on April 17, 2016

There's not much more to say about a gift that has withstood the tests of Valentine's Day, Mother's Day, Birthdays, Congratulations, Funerals, Thank Yous, In Sympathies, and, most importantly, I'm Sorry I Effed Ups for the past I don't even know how many hundreds of years. Except that you can get 30% off a giant farm-to-table* bouquet from The Bouqs Company just in time for one or more of the above occasions, courtesy of Dude Exclusives.

*Yeah, apparently that hipster foodie buzzword applies to flowers too. It means Bouqs cuts their flowers the day you order them, for delivery straight from the farm. It also means your intended will receive his our her bundle of blooms 2 to 4 days after they're cut, as opposed to the standard 10 to 14.

With this Mother's-Day-Gift-primed Dude Exclusives offer, you'll receive a $50 store credit for $35 to apply towards any of Bouqs' spring flower arrangements. Bouqs grows its flowers on sustainable farms 10,000 feet above sea level at the equator. This gives them intense sun exposure and, in turn, intensely bright colors. Water from pure volcanic snow melt and naturally mineral-rich, pH-balanced soil add to their beauty and longevity.

Buy a Bouqs certificate from Dude Exclusives and you'll have until July 30, 2016 to redeem it. Flower delivery is free for registered Bouqs.com members (registration is also free). If you purchase a bouquet that costs less than $50, the remaining credit will be deposited into your Bouqs account.

Note: the Dude Exclusives online store is hosted and managed by Stack Commerce, a third party not directly affiliated with DudeIWantThat.com. All order, customer service, and general inquiries should be submitted through the Dude Exclusives Customer Support page. Inquiries submitted through other contact forms or channels may not receive a timely response.

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