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The Barbarian Bar Tool

By: on June 15, 2016

If it's barbaric to have all your implements of mad mixologist mastery folded into one simple citrus press of a multi-tool, then ask me, "Conan! What is best in life?" and I'll gladly reply, "Crush your enemies! See them driven before you! Hear the lamentations of their women!"

The Barbarian Bar Tool takes no prisoners. Well, except the tools it imprisons in its own Swiss Army knife setup. Nestled into and along the body of a citrus press for lemons, limes, and oranges are 8 additional bar tools, including:

  • A jigger for measuring out 0.5, 1.0, and 1.5 ounces
  • A corkscrew and lever
  • A citrus zester
  • A channel knife for slicing rinds
  • A bottle opener
  • A can lance
  • A 1" knife
  • A citrus knife

Get your party-starting Barbarian Bar Tool for 16% off for a limited time.

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