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Swago Cologne Wipes

By: on November 02, 2016
$19.99
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Swago's for the sweaters out there. The sullied men who forgot what happens to their clothes, hair, and skin when they spend too long in a coffee shop, or eat at an Indian restaurant. The smelly, smelly dudes who don't have time to un-smelly themselves before a business lunch or happy hour date. Swago Cologne Wipes are like moist towelettes, but instead of cleaning sticky hot wing sauce off your fingers, they clean stinky b.o. off your neck, pits, chest, back, and replace it with the smell of a Legend.

Or a Champ. A VIP. A Gentleman.

Swago Cologne Wipes are individually folded and tucked into an on-the-go friendly package for pocket or bag storage and easy disposal after use. With this limited-time offer, you'll get 50% off a pack of 40 Swago Wipes, 10 each of the 4 scents.

  • Legend Wipe: notes of grapefruit, ginger, mandarin, aquatic molecules, sandalwood, guaiac wood, and musk.
  • Champ Wipe: notes of frosted grapefruit, blood mandarin, peppermint, Rose absolute, musk, cinnamon bark, blond leather, Tonka bean, patchouli, white wood, and amber.
  • VIP Wipe: notes of bergamot, cardamom, fresh pineapple, papaya, jasmine, violet, rose, nutmeg, and musk.
  • Gentleman Wipe: notes of wormwood, bergamot, cardamom, lavender, orange blossom, cinnamon, cumin, wood, musk, amber, vanilla, and Tonka bean.

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