StatGear Rescue Knives
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StatGear launched a few years ago at the hand of a New York City paramedic, someone who regularly values gaining access to emergency tools and gear, stat. The company's Rescue Knives, available in all-black Storm and black-and-orange Volcano, make it just as easy for nonprofessionals to follow this protocol.
On one end the knives function as standard spring-assisted pocket knives, each with a 3.25" drop point blade and liner lock. On the other, StatGear has built an ultra-strong handle with seatbelt cutter and window punch tools for times when the Rescue Knives must live up to their name. The knives are also lightweight at just 5.6 ounces and include a pocket clip for securing to pants / packs / visors.
Get a StatGear Rescue Knife of your own for 35% off for a limited time from Dude Exclusives.
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