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Speakeasy Briefs & Flask

By: on August 23, 2017

Is that a hard metal canister in your pants, or are you just...um...a cyborg? This tag team of Speakeasy Briefs and branded flask comes to your crotchal region in the names of comfort, durability, covert liquor consumption, and a dynamite deal. Get the package for your package for 33% off for a limited time right here.

Choose your Speakeasy Briefs in sizes S through XL, and colors Black, Neon Blue, or Neon Green. Their front zippered pocket is sized perfectly to cradle the accompanying flask, but you can also use it to stash cash, cards, and other valuables. Or, more importantly, accoutrements for sexy time.

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