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Self-Stirring Camera Lens Mug

By: on June 21, 2016

Yes, this is actually a coffee mug. I'll grant you, it is very detailed and looks just like a camera lens, but it really is a coffee mug. It is NOT a camera lens. Don't buy this and complain to me that the photo quality is crappy. It's for drinking.

Disclaimer: I didn't write that. My friend Ronnie did. I'm experimenting with letting anyone who says my job sounds like fun do it for me. I pay them in Haha! Told you sos.

What Ronnie didn't say about the camera lens meg is that with the addition of milk, sugar, whiskey, and 2 x AAA batteries, it will also stir your drink for you. One of the lens-y looking buttons on the side is actually an On/Off switch that activates the self-stirring feature.

The lens' stainless steel interior construction is insulating for both hot and cold drinks. It holds 11 ounces of liquid, which isn't that much, but then again, neither is the mug: get yours for 35% off for a limited time.

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