Scented NES Controller Soap
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- NES Controller Chocolate Mold - $5.49
- Penis Soap on a Rope - $10.50
- Dope on a Rope MJ Soap - $13.00
- Skull Soap on a Rope - $12.45
- English Leather Soap on a Rope - $7.59
Good news! You don't have to keep wasting delicious Mountain Dew and Dr. Pepper dumping them all over your body in the shower to acquire their sodie scent. Now you can buy whole bars of Dr.- and Dew-infused soap instead! And as a gamer's Personal Hygiene Paradise bonus, the bars are melted, molded, and dyed to look just like old school NES controllers.
Lather up, down, right, left, or pause right there while you grab a handful of Pringles with this pair of kitschy Nintendo controller soaps. One smells like a just-popped can of just what the Dr. ordered, and the other is juiced up and ready to do the Dew. To you. In all those hard to reach places.
NES controller soaps are made from a non-comedogenic soap base, and are gluten/soy free. They are also available at a discount of 16% off retail price for a limited time from Dude Exclusives.
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