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Pulse III Guybrator (NSFW)

By: on February 22, 2017
$109 - $149
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Hot Octopuss gives their trademarked "guybrator" a v.3 upgrade with the Pulse III Solo and Duo. I explored the ricockculous delights of the Pulse II here. This new edition aims (and squeezes and slides) to intensify your pleasure with:

  • Magnetic charging, so you can grab your Pulse III in the heat of the moment without pulling its cord out of the wall and taking out the lamp on your nightstand along with it.
  • 25% more power. So like from Bzzzz, bzzzz! to Bzzzzz, bzzzzz!
  • A Turbo Function, baby! Press and hold the Pulse III's (+) button to blow it past Light and Ridiculous, straight to Ludicrous Speed.
  • An anti-stall sensor, which drives extra power to the PulsePlate when you need it most. OK, I don't really know what that means, but hopefully it has something to do with a mind-blowing orgasm.
  • The Pulse III Duo, which adds a vibrating underside to the guybrator for female pleasure, also has increased power, plus a remote control to adjust its output level.

Like those that came (and made others come) before it, the Pulse III slips over penises both erect and soft, and uses oscillations to stimulate. On a serious note for men with erectile dysfunction, Hot Octopuss says their Pulse products can give you sensations similar to those you'd have during traditional intercourse, plus, with the Duo model, allow you and your s.o. to closely simulate and experience sex both in the missionary position, and with your partner on top.

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