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Nintendo Game Cartridge Flasks

By: on May 04, 2016

Want some pixelated vodka? An 8-bit .08 BAC? With these NES cartridge flasks nostalgic favorites like Super Mario Bros., Duck Hunt, and Mega Man become portals not only to good time gaming marathons on Saturday night, but also wicked hangovers on Sunday morning.

These 6-ounce flasks are built to the precise specifications of Nintendo cartridges, right down to the labels, which are modified to reflect the vessels' true nature, and also prevent maker Ink Whiskey from getting sued. To start your game of Super Bar-Hop Bros., Drunk Hunt, or Kega Man, just unscrew the cartridge's leak-proof rubber plug and bottoms up.

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