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Motion-Activated LED Toilet Light

By: on May 31, 2016

Green means go, and red means go if you have a willy. This motion-activated toilet night light glows its green LED when you shuffle your way into a dark bathroom with the toilet seat down, and its red one when the seat is up. Such a reminder is very nice when it's nighttime and you're still half asleep. And also when it's the middle of the day and you're just not paying attention like my girlfriend, She-Ra: Princess of Power, and then suddenly it's my fault she fell in the toilet.

Feed the toilet light 2 x AA batteries and it will automatically alight when it senses motion nearby. Once lit, it stays illuminated for 30 seconds before shutting itself off again.

Get your guiding light to #1 and #2 for just $11.99, 40% off, for a limited time from Dude Exclusives.

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