Moscai: Made for a woman, but strong enough for a man...to steal a few sips when no one's looking because despite sounding like the new Zima for ladies and lightweights, it actually tastes pretty good. A vodka-based cocktail, Moscai has been distilled 5 times and then combined with ginger, honey, green tea, and lime. And also CO2 to make it sparkling. Oh. Yeah.
The cocktail calls itself "speakeasy quality" and ready to be poured over ice and sipped straight from the 750mL bottle. Moscai is also naturally low in calories, so again: women will love it, and men will pretend it's disgusting, but secretly wish they could trade in their 300-calorie pint of Weissbier for a tumbler of Moscai without being called a "girly man" in the voices of Hans and Franz for the rest of the night.
Moscai normally sells for $39.99, but you can grab a bottle or few for 40% off for a limited time.
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