Monkey O's

Posted: September 14, 2016
Monkey O's

I don't know why they're called Monkey O's. They should be called Cock & Balls O's, because that's what the apparatus that says it will help all who put their lips to its tip blow perfect smoke (and vapor) rings, and also giant, powerful smoke- (and vapor-) filled sperm, I mean bubbles, really looks like. I guess the two testicles kind of resemble monkey ears. And maybe the company figured they were pushing it enough already creating an accessory that's so obviously going to be used to make a game and fun pastime out of smoking...tobacco...so...Monkey O's it is!

The handheld Monkey O also comes with a 2-ounce container of Monkey Juice that facilitates creating the big lumbering bubbles whose smoky insides you can reinhale when you pop them. To make the rings and bubbles, hold your monkey by the ears and project your best monkey sounds into its pipe end. No, I'm not monkeyin' around, that's really how you do it.

Get your Monkey O in Black, Blue, White, or Glow in the Dark for 19% off retail value for a limited time.

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