Kingpin Desktop Mini Bowling Alley
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- Desktop Bowling Alley - $8.10
- Desktop Basketball Game - $15.99
- Mini Zen Garden - $9.89
- Desktop Pool Table - $13.97
- Mini Golf Sandbox - $12.99
Metal pins, metal ball. I can think of a lot of things that would probably get a strike if I got my hands on a miniature desktop bowling alley. Cornelius, dude, it was an accident! I swear, the ramp for this ball is more like a catapult!
The Kingpin Desktop Mini Bowling Alley is made of lacquered wood just like your full-size lanes, but swaps out the plastic coatings and hunks of urethane for shiny metal for the rest of the set's accessories. I guess so it looks classy and executive sitting on a desk, even if the person "bowling" with it ends up looking the opposite.
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