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Kingpin Desktop Mini Bowling Alley

By: on January 27, 2017
  • Kingpin Desktop Mini Bowling Alley
  • Kingpin Desktop Mini Bowling Alley
$39.95
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Metal pins, metal ball. I can think of a lot of things that would probably get a strike if I got my hands on a miniature desktop bowling alley. Cornelius, dude, it was an accident! I swear, the ramp for this ball is more like a catapult!

The Kingpin Desktop Mini Bowling Alley is made of lacquered wood just like your full-size lanes, but swaps out the plastic coatings and hunks of urethane for shiny metal for the rest of the set's accessories. I guess so it looks classy and executive sitting on a desk, even if the person "bowling" with it ends up looking the opposite.

Get your Kingpin mini alley for 50% off for a limited time.

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