Does everyone ask you to fix their computers just because you wear glasses and T-Shirts that say things like, "There are 10 types of people in the world: Those who understand binary, and those who don't?" It's such a crock. I mean, when you see girls wearing bright red lipstick and shorts that reveal the outlines of their butt cheeks you don't ask them for a blow job, do you? But if you actually can fix presumptuous people's computers, or other 21st century gadgets, maybe it's time to load up on iFixit's bundle of tech tools. Start raking in some cash to buy more glasses and T-Shirts that say things like, "Have you tried turning it on and off again?"
This iFixit bundle includes the company's Pro Tech Toolkit and Magnetic Project Mat. The kit is packed with 70 industry-standard repair tools suitable for operating on computers, phones, tablets, and other gadgets. The set also accommodates some non-tech DIY tasks, such as wobbly doorknobs, loose eyeglasses, and wonky fixtures. Everything is neatly packed for easy transport in a tool roll. Specific contents are:
- 54 bit driver kit
- 2 x plastic opening tools
- Precision tweezers set
- Anti-static wrist strap
- Small suction cup
- Metal spudger set
- iFixit 6" metal ruler
The Magnetic Project Mat enhances the iFixit experience with its organizational skills. Keep track of your screws and metal bits by magnetically locking them in place. The mat's dry-erase surface also enables diagramming, writing notes, and identifying which piece went where.
The iFixit bundle is available for 40% off retail price for a limited time from Dude Exclusives.