CPU Wars Card Game
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No one appreciates your knowledge and skills until they need you to fix their own IT systems, do they? But at least with these 2 decks of the CPU Wars card game you can show off your encyclopedic understanding of desktop and server CPU history at any time, not just as punishment a way to make conversation with the person who asked for your help. CPU Wars includes 2 volumes and 4 booster cards covering trivia on 60 of the greatest achievements in computing and server history. Decks are combinable to accommodate up to 6 people.
Declare your CPU Wars for 42% off for a limited time from Dude Exclusives.
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