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Cocoon Go Go Gadget Packs

By: on December 30, 2015

Cocoon doesn't bill their Tech 16" Backpack and Graphite 15" Brief as Go Go Gadget holders fit for the Inspector himself, but I think deeming these labyrinths of gear containment and organization as much is a fair assumption on my part. The pack and briefcase are designed to house just about every Bond, Bat, and bumbling, trenchcoat-sporting everyman toy you could fathom taking along with you between the handsome, low-profile zippered walls of their water-resistant ballistic nylon.

Standard Tech and Graphite interior compartments hold 16" and 15" laptops respectively between a padded back layer, plus additional books and papers in a larger main space. But it's the zipper adjacent to the laptop area that draws down to reveal Cocoon's coup de EDC: A built-in GRID-IT! system of crisscrossed mesh able to secure any other items, large or small, flat or bulbous, you need for your day.

Get either the Cocoon Tech 16" Backpack or Graphite 15" Brief for 22% off their retail value for a limited time from Dude Exclusives.

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