32

Clever Doormats

By: on October 20, 2016
$24.99
Check It Out

Aw man, I think Clever Doormats is sold out of their "This Is Not a Meth Lab" foot wiper o' welcome. No matter. I'm sure Walter and Jesse will enjoy the "Ed McMahon Welcome" mat too. I hear Ed's a very loyal client. How else do you think he got to be...

...oh. Dead. Sorry about that, Ed. See kids! Don't mess with meth!

Clever Doormats produces an extensive line of simple but witty mats for your front door, back entry, or wherever you want to give visitors the heads up as to what kind of establishment they're about to step into. Mats range from cheesy ("This Is a Mediocre Doormat") to cheesier ("Beware of Dog Wife") for all you queso fans out there.

For a limited time, you can grab a 50% off certificate for your choice of any Clever Doormat here. Dimensions are 15.75" x 23.6"

Note: the Dude Exclusives online store is hosted and managed by Stack Commerce, a third party not directly affiliated with DudeIWantThat.com. All order, customer service, and general inquiries should be submitted through the Dude Exclusives Customer Support page. Inquiries submitted through other contact forms or channels may not receive a timely response.

Check it out

SpinX Toilet Cleaning Robot

$198 - $249 from SpinX »

Cleaning the toilet. A chore so crappy that when I was in college my housemates and I agreed to just not do it. Ah the nights of too much tequila and Taco Bell that could have benefitted from the SpinX. A robot that cleans...

Buy Now

Squirrel Tree Climber Garden Statue

Sold Out from Amazon »

Whoa, this Squirrel Tree Climber statue for your garden is so realistic neighbors and passersby are going to take one look and think they're as nuts as the acorns the squirrel has belayed himself up to get. Hand-painted...

Buy Now

DrivewaySpike U-Turn Deterrents

$39.95 - $44.95 from Amazon »

Is this a real problem? Or rather, is it such a big deal? People using your driveway as a turnaround. Cars getting lost or going one street too far and pulling into 20' of your pavement to correct their mistake. Since...

Buy Now

Rocket Air Blaster

$11.16 from Amazon »

At first I was excited about the Rocket Air Blaster because I thought it was an updated version of the Stomp Rocket. Or maybe a handheld Stomp Rocket that shot its red lipstick right into my friend Cornelius' earhole...

Buy Now

Feisty Pets Santa Bear

$19.99 from Amazon »

Remember Feisty Pets? The sweet-to-snarling stuffed animals are celebrating the holiday season with a Feisty Santa Bear, the ultimate cuddly teddy who can turn vicious grizzly in the blink of an eye. Or, more accurately...

Buy Now

Spaghetti Scrubs - Soap-Free Sponges

$19.95 from Amazon »

Spaghetti Scrubs mark my first holiday purchase of the year: a soap- and stink-free dish, cookware, and kitchen utensil cleaner I will give as a gift for Mom (uh, spoiler alert, Mama.) The sponge substitutes get high...

Check it out

Polaris Sportsman WV850 - Airless Tire ATV

$14,999 from Polaris »

We previously saw the RZR XP 1000, another feral vehicular pursuit by Polaris. It's more of a brutish, free-wheelin' dozer used for good times barreling along the off-roads and across jagged terrain--an ATV stallion....

Check it out

eCool 3 Feet Under Cooler

$349 from eCool »

All this cooler needs to keep beer cold is a shovel and 3 feet of ground. So, yeah. Throw one eCool in the bug out bag, Mama! Buried in the earth (and optionally also through a cut-out in wood decking or a concrete patio)...

Buy Now

Faking It: How to Seem Like a Better Person

$11.45 from Amazon »

...Without Actually Improving Yourself. As a self-help book, Faking It adds a delightful twist: you don't have to journal or meditate or talk about your feelings or change at all to help yourself. You just have to perfect...

Check it out

FoldiMate Robotic Laundry Folder

$700 - $850 from FoldiMate »

Really? Really?! Am I so lazy that I'm willing to spend $800 on a machine that will fold my laundry? Pssshhh! I don't think so....

Buy Now

OXO Good Grips Electronics Cleaning Brush

$55 from Amazon »

Help me, help me, it's the 2-Headed Monster! That's what dirt and dust will be saying when they see the OXO Good Grips Electronics Cleaning Brush coming for them. This double-sided cleaning tool tidies up phones, computers...

Buy Now

Mistaken Lyrics Coasters

$25 - $30 from Amazon »

We've all done it. We've all badgered someone else for doing it. And really, song lyrics misheard, mistaken, and butchered are almost always more fun than what the artists are actually singing anyway....