The Bundeze Band-it will help you screw it in, tighten it up, buy a 6-pack, and then pop them open to celebrate your manliness. Not only does the cut-out aluminum plate wrapped with bungees look cool, it also serves as a handyman's multi-tool, and an everyman's wallet.
The Bundeze Band-it criss-crossed elastics can hold up to 8 cards or 30 bills. Take them out and you'll be able to use its center as a 1/4", 5/16", 3/8", 1/2", or 5/8", or 8mm, 10mm, or 13mm survival wrench. The wallet also has a built-in bottle opener, plus some extra bungee on one end to hold the included 2-sided Phillips / flathead bit.
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