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Breed Socrates Watch

By: on August 04, 2016
  • Breed Socrates Watch
  • Breed Socrates Watch
  • Breed Socrates Watch
$74.99
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Socrates said, "Know thyself." Do you know thyself? And does thyself need a new watch? How about a casual, sporty one with luminous hands and 10 ATM water resistance? One named after a certain Greek philosopher who also said, "By all means marry: if you get a good wife, you'll become happy; if you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher?"

The Breed Socrates watch comes in 4 different color combinations. It's made of surgical-quality stainless steel topped with non-glare, scratch-resistant crystal, and has a hinged silicone strap. And it appears that Breed is on an out with the old, in with the new philosophers streak, because you can get your Socrates on clearance, 88% off for a limited time.

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