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Bragi Dash Truly Wireless Smart Earphones

By: on June 21, 2017
$192
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Bragi's Dash is a pair of wireless in-ear headphones. It's also a self-contained, thousand-song-strong MP3 player. And a Bluetooth headset. A microphone. A heart rate monitor, fitness tracker, sports watch. It has the capabilities of at least 5 different pieces of equipment yet it fits, securely and ergonomically, right inside your ears. Maybe it's bigger on the inside.

Headphone wires that tangle, catch, and always, always break are the most obvious enormous pain in the Adam's apple the Dash addresses. The discreet earphones play back stereo sound completely cable-free. The buds themselves can serve as your MP3 player, holding and playing up to 1,000 songs with their 4GB of storage so you can truly walk, run, or capoeira in the public park without having to carry or attach an audio device.

Or, for easier playlist access and increased visuals, the Dash can also pair via Bluetooth with a smartphone, transmitting your jams as simple wireless earbuds.

And if you happen to get a call while rocking out on the bus home from work, the Dash's embedded microphone will step in so you can use it as a Bluetooth headset.

During workouts, the Dash can pair with Bragi's free app to double as a fitness monitor, recording heart rate, heart rate variability, oxygen saturation, body temperature, and calories burned. It will track stats too--distance, speed, steps, cadence, pace, time, rotation, G-force, number of time hot girls look at you in awe....

Get Bragi's truly wireless earphones in a Dash - they're 35% off for a limited time.

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