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Blendtec Classic 570 Blender

By: on August 01, 2016
$249.99
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While many of you enjoy trading in phones, cars, and girlfriends for newer, better models, a blender is the kind of acquisition you'd probably rather not repeat every year or few. And particularly not when it's 95 degrees on the patio and the one you have craps out right in the middle of ice-ifying a batch of frozen margaritas. The Blendtec is a commercial-grade, professional-quality blender that can pulse, crush, and puree your food with consistent power and performance for years. It could even be your blending partner for life.

The Blendtec Classic 570 comes with several preprogrammed cycles for both cold and hot foods. Choose from smoothie, salsa, and hot soup settings, press the button, and the blender will take itself through a cycle of varying intensities to create a precision-textured dish. Custom blending with 5 manual incremental speeds is also available.

The Blendtec isn't cheap. But you can get the Classic 570 for a little cheaper, 37% off retail value, for a limited time.

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