BACtrack Trace Pro Breathalyzer
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BACtrack would like to help us stop driving drunk. And dialing drunk. And texting drunk. And--hello, new kid on the block--Tindering drunk. I know. We're supposed to know better than to do these things on our own. And normally I do. Right up until that fourth gin & tonic....
Cornelius, dude, seriously, gimme the keys. I'm fine. I'm FINE. I just met this HOT ASS CHICK on Tinder and she wants to celebrate Hump Day. Look.
Uh...wow. Hot? Well...she's definitely...sweaty. Dude, that chick looks like Bob Sagat after a bhut jolokia hot wing competition. You're drunk. Blow a breathalyzer. ... And today's Sunday.
The Trace Pro is BACtrack's newest breathalyzer. It surrounds a law enforcement-grade fuel cell sensor with an understated black case, easily-read LCD display, and one-touch operation function. The Trace weighs just 3 ounces, so it's small enough to slip in a bag or pocket, and its Xtend Electro-chemical sensor delivers BAC readings with an accuracy of +/- 0.005 at 0.050%.
BACtrack has also designed the Trace Pro breathalyzer to save its last 10 readings, and includes 6 mouthpieces so multiple users can test their blow without catching cooties or having to taste the leftovers of their friend Cornelius' ouzo or sambuca or whatever heinous black licorice-flavored crapola he was drinking.
The BACtrack Trace Pro is available for 38% off for a limited time from Dude Exclusives.
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