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BACtrack Trace Pro Breathalyzer

By: on April 20, 2016

BACtrack would like to help us stop driving drunk. And dialing drunk. And texting drunk. And--hello, new kid on the block--Tindering drunk. I know. We're supposed to know better than to do these things on our own. And normally I do. Right up until that fourth gin & tonic....

Cornelius, dude, seriously, gimme the keys. I'm fine. I'm FINE. I just met this HOT ASS CHICK on Tinder and she wants to celebrate Hump Day. Look.

Uh...wow. Hot? Well...she's definitely...sweaty. Dude, that chick looks like Bob Sagat after a bhut jolokia hot wing competition. You're drunk. Blow a breathalyzer. ... And today's Sunday.

The Trace Pro is BACtrack's newest breathalyzer. It surrounds a law enforcement-grade fuel cell sensor with an understated black case, easily-read LCD display, and one-touch operation function. The Trace weighs just 3 ounces, so it's small enough to slip in a bag or pocket, and its Xtend Electro-chemical sensor delivers BAC readings with an accuracy of +/- 0.005 at 0.050%.

BACtrack has also designed the Trace Pro breathalyzer to save its last 10 readings, and includes 6 mouthpieces so multiple users can test their blow without catching cooties or having to taste the leftovers of their friend Cornelius' ouzo or sambuca or whatever heinous black licorice-flavored crapola he was drinking.

The BACtrack Trace Pro is available for 38% off for a limited time from Dude Exclusives.

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Note: the Dude Exclusives online store is hosted and managed by Stack Commerce, a third party not directly affiliated with DudeIWantThat.com. All order, customer service, and general inquiries should be submitted through the Dude Exclusives Customer Support page. Inquiries submitted through other contact forms or channels may not receive a timely response.

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