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Alcohoot Smartphone Breathalyzer

By: on May 06, 2015

A 2014 Red Dot Award Winner, the Alcohoot attaches to iOS and Android smartphones to tell those who have had a couple how likely "a couple" is to get them into trouble. The portable breathalyzer plugs into a phone's headphone jack and pairs with a simple app to test blood alcohol and report results like any other breathalyzer: just pucker and blow.

Within seconds, Alcohoot will calculate your BAC with its FDA-registered fuel cell sensor, and give you all the information you need to make safer, smarter decisions while doing round robin Irish Car Bombs.

The Alcohoot app also stores all readings so you can track your consumption history and set personal limits (good times, good times) as well as provides options for calling a cab or searching the best route to walk home.

The package includes 1 x Alcohoot device, 8 x mouthpieces, and a charger. Get it for 20% off for a limited time from Dude Exclusives.

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