1 TB of DrivePop Cloud Backup
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Protect your data from destruction with 1 whole TB of Cloud backup from DrivePop. Available for $69--91% off the $799 retail value--from the Dude Exclusives online store.
I'd hate to lose all the digital music, movies, and porn I've bought. And I'd hate even more to lose all the digital music, movies, and porn I've pirated through the seedy subway tunnels of the Internet. It's time to summon the Cloud and back that sh*t up. 1 TB of storage should just about cover me, and DrivePop's online backup system promises exactly 1 TB of virtual Shurgarding to protect my data from compromise, corruption, or complete obliteration.
With a DrivePop subscription, the Cloud will automatically back up all of your data by keeping a copy safely online. Setup is simple and security comes courtesy of military-grade data centers. Additionally, you'll have access to your DrivePop data from any browser, smartphone, or tablet, and will be able to stream videos/music from any device that supports the DrivePop app.
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