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Wookiee Skateboard

By: on February 25, 2013
$299
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Geoff McCleary of Weird Boards pays homage to Chewbacca in a way I'm not sure anyone has seen before. While a Chewie hoodie, and even a wad of Chewbacco, are obvious choices for showing the greatest Wookiee in the galaxy respect and admiration, a furry skateboard with the lovable beast's trademark bandolier running across it...inconceivable!

Almost inconceivable.

The Let the Wookiee Win longboard begins as a 44" kick-tail deck, hand-painted with a bandolier on raised wood, and then covered in (faux, don't worry) Chewbacca fur. 7" Core trucks with Bigfoot wheels and Abec9 bearings also come with the set, though buyers tired of cruising the strip trying to pick up that chick in the Princess Leia beanie may opt to leave them off and wall-mount the board in a proud display of Star Wars geekdom.

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The WalkCar - Laptop-Sized Super Car

$1,280 from Cocoa Motors »

Tokyo-based Cocoa Motors refers to its forthcoming WalkCar personal transporter as "the world's smallest car," and a "laptop-sized super car," and are you thinking what I'm thinking? Was something lost in translation...

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Reversible Chewbacca Hoodie

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It may not be the skin covering a Yoda head rejected from use in the original Star Wars, but at least Marc Ecko's reversible Chewbacca hoodie is a bodily covering that's a little easier to come by....

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Chewbelta - Chewbacca Seat Belt Cover

$21.99 from Amazon »

The Chewbelta is your Wookiee for the wide to work, as well as the latest Chebacculous Star Wars gift for your favorite fan. Slip the furry Chewbacca bandolier over a seat belt and press together the Velcro closures to...

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ONDA Cycle

ONDA terms itself a recumbent stunt bike/trike that can also be used to commute to work. Commute to work? What am I, the imp from Game of Thrones? Cee Lo Green? I'm not willingly placing a 3-foot-high version of myself...

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Leather Star Wars Hats

$149.99 - $594.99 from Etsy »

Swans have a reputation for both beauty and aggression, and I think The Blonde Swan nails both with her lavishly brash Star Wars-themed leather hats. All come out of Swan Elisabeth Martin's custom Victorian milliner's...

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Hovertrax Auto-Balancing Transporter

$995 from Inventist »

The Hovertrax has no learning curve and requires no skills to use, which is good because you can bet that if I'm too lazy to walk myself down the street or hallway, I am definitely too lazy to learn how to use a complex...

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Han Solo-Chewbacca Reversible Hoodie

$108.99 from Amazon »

Life has been very difficult for some since the Mark Ecko reversible Chewbacca hoodie sold out. It was pretty much the Star Wars garment to end all Star Wars garments. But I like this new alternative alright too. Maybe...

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Wheelman 50cc Gas-Powered Skateboard

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Wheelman on the street. Wheelman on the grass. Wheelman on the beach. Wheelman past the Pee-wee Herman-clad cyclists at a whopping 26 mph. Oh what's that, padded spandex ass? Yeah, my speed is generated by a 50cc 2-stroke...

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Hoverboard

$3,775 from Hoverboard »

"Hoverboard meets Tesla" sounds a lot better than "one-wheeled electric transporter" so inventor Robert Bigler went with it. His Hoverboard Technologies is running a Kickstarter campaign for their personal roller, which...

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Star Wars Wearable Sleeping Bags

$109 from Amazon »

Snuggle up with Darth Vader, take a toasty winter hike with a stormtrooper, or get a proper Wookiee snooze with Selk'bags' latest wearable sleeping bag release: the Star Wars line. Yep, like the company's Marvel Superhero...

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Millennium Falcon Blueprint LED Lamp

$49.95 from Amazon »

Have you been searching for the perfect blueprint light? Me too. And wow. This 16-color LED desk lamp went with the Millennium Falcon as its subject! I thought I was going to be stuck with, like, the White House or some...

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The Chewbaccoat

Discontinued

While it is abundantly clear that this image of naked Princess Leia draped in the hide of Chewbacca is just an illustration, looking at it still stirs up the strangest mix of revulsion and horniness within me. Chewbacca...