Sporting Goods

Shark Bike Helmet for Kids

$31.99 from Amazon »

Land Shark! ... On a tricycle! But still no less dangerous, especially if that finned, toothy helmet covering the head of a child shrieking with glee is coming full speed ahead towards Daddy's crotch...

Extans Akhal Shadow Bike

"Price on application." Not good news for anyone who wants Extans' Akhal Shadow Bike for anything more than a pipe dream. Or a photo on their desktop. But even as the latter, you have to admit this bike, inspired by the...

Mad Fly Sports Raptor Football

$59.99 from Amazon »

Part glider, part football, part foam airplane, the Raptor Football from Mad Fly Sports is here to help you get into the spirit of Fall 2020...

Cold Steel Mini Torpedo

Sold Out from Amazon »

The Cold Steel Mini Torpedo is a toothpick...for your eyes. Well. Only if you're not careful. Cold Steel followed up its original throwing torpedo with this 12" mini version that's equally viable for target throwing...

ceilingSWISH Indoor Mini Basketball Hoop

$26.99 from Amazon »

If you've never been hit in the face with a basketball, the ceilingSWISH indoor mini basketball hoop is the perfect opportunity to get in some good practice. At least the "rock" that comes with this ceiling-mounted hoop...

Skiskates - Ice Skates for Ski Slopes

$299.90 from Amazon »

To quote the great Lil John, To all Skiskate motherf**ker (motherf**ker!) all Skiskate hot damn (hot damn!) To all Skiskate mother- huh? That's not what he says, you say? Well. Bummer for Skiskates. I thought they had...

GolfKicks Golf Traction Kit for Sneakers

$34 from Amazon »

A question from GolfKicks: Whoooo of you golfers out there have a pair of sneakers you want to ruin? Just kidding. A pair of sneakers you want to make better, or at least golf course-friendly with GolfKicks' golf traction...

Zeltini Z-Triton House-boat-trike

The Zeltini Z-Triton: coming soon to a road! A lake! A teeny-tiny plat of land near you!...

Republic Kids Cargo Bike

$349 from Republic »

What, kids, you think you're gonna just ride right into summer fun after having skipped the whole last third of your school year? Uh-uh, ya little rapscallions, not if Republic and their Kids Cargo Bike have anything...

Segway Ninebot KickScooter MAX Electric Scooter

$799.99 from Amazon »

How many rental e-scooter rides would you have to pay for to make the investment in a Segway Ninebot KickScooter MAX worth it? For me: zero. Zero rental scooter rides required. If I ever felt the need to commute, or even...

flybold Slackline Kit

$59.99 from Amazon »

Patience, young grasshopper. Patience, balance, coordination, and peace with falling on your face a few times. These are the things you'll need to master the flybold Slackline...

Trick Concepts Fire Baton with Kevlar Wick (NSFW)

$39.97 from Amazon »

So many surprising and delightful things about this fire baton from Trick Concepts! First, by fire baton, I thought they meant it was a stick you could use to put out, or at least beat back fires. Admittedly, that sounds...

Jaws Antifog Spray

$7.25 from Amazon »

Despite the instant homicidal shark connection JAWS Antifog Spray likely draws for you, and despite its most logical application as a Quick Spit condensation eliminator for the swimming goggles and snorkeling masks that...

Schwetty Balls Golf Balls

$4.98 - $7.99 from Amazon »

They say Schwetty Balls golf balls conform to USGA and R&A rules. Ha! For golf ball composition, size, and weight, perhaps. But what about golf etiquette? Ain't no way the Schwetty Balls design and spirit is in compliance...

eWheels V2 - Turn Any Pushcart Into a Smart Caddy

$499 from indiegogo »

The eWheels V2 Caddy is just like the kid you'd hire to carry your golf clubs, except you don't have to make polite conversation with it, or tip it after the 18th hole. This pushcart add-on turns your club toter into...

Rochan Slingshot - Professional Outdoor Catapult

$65.99 from Amazon »

Rochan-bo you for first go with this gnarly-looking slingshot, Cornelius. Rochan calls their namesake slingshot a "professional outdoor catapult" and launches its description with, "First, this slingshot...is not a toy...

Dead Eye Club Wishbone EDC Slingshot

Welp, I sure hope using one of Dead Eye Club's Wishbone EDC Slingshot's doesn't make me the newest member of the Dead Eye Club. I have my doubts, given the opening line in the black-and-yellow stinger's description: "Juuuust...

Eggboards Mini Longboard Cruiser Skateboard

$119 - $139 from Amazon »

Eggboards had to have come from the mind of an egghead. Someone who wanted to bring all the pleasures of longboarding to a cruiser skateboard that doesn't require schlepping around a 40+" deck. At 19" long x 9" wide...

Nerf Ultra One Motorized Blaster

$49.99 from Nerf »

The Nerf Ultra One Motorized Blaster brings us something very special: the farthest flying Nerf darts ever! With a 120' range, these babies are like the Amelia Earhart of Nerf darts! The Qatar Airlines Auckland to Doha...

Dart Zone Pro MK-1 Collector's Edition Blaster

$179.99 from Dart Zone »

The forthcoming Dart Zone Pro MK-1 Collector's Edition Blaster doesn't look as cool as Nerf's new Elite Titan CS-50 Blaster, but when it comes to performance, it looks like all the boxes get their check. Range: 150'...

Headless Electric Skateboard

$229 - $299 from Headless Boards »

If you're about to lose your mind on your commute, recover it by losing your head. The Headless Electric Cruiser is a new electric skateboard heading - uh, nonheading? - our way in February 2020. It differentiates itself...

Razor RipSurf Dry Land Surfboard

$74.97 from Amazon »

If you can't go to the ocean, bring the ocean to - well, OK, not really. Razor's RipSurf is a "surfboard" for dry land, a design the company says will allow riders to carve out and cut on concrete just like they would...

Nerf Elite Titan CS-50 Blaster

$99.99 from Amazon »

Fully motorized with a 50-dart drum. Talk about things that make you go hmmm BOOM! Nerf's forthcoming Elite Titan CS-50 toy blaster is ready to unleash a hailstorm of foam in battle...

Pocket Shot PRO Arrow Slingshot

$99.99 from Amazon »

Pocket Shot ups their slingshot game with the Pocket Shot Pro Arrow Pouch. Where the original slingshot reinvented shooting with a stretchy pouch that fires steel slugs, marbles, .4 cal paintballs, and Airsoft ammo, this...